2000 Updates

December  31, 2000
Well here we are on the verge of 2001.  You realize, of course, this is the actual beginning of the new millennium and therefore this will be the year all the computers get sucked into subspace.  What a great time to have a website eh?  It's not like we need it.  I mean, practically the entire planet has already heard of us.  Yeah, people everywhere are just throwing money at us, trying to get into our jam packed concerts,  begging us for autographs.  It's getting so we can't even go to the garbage dump without being recognized!  Oh.  The point of this update - we have a new mp3 on the music page.  Check it out.  And HAPPY NEW YEAR!

December  5, 2000
Is it December already?  Is is almost 2001 already?  Man, life flies when you're having fun (and let me tell ya, it's just a party a minute for me).  Yeah right.  If you're a human being, you probably know better than that.  At any rate, the purpose of this little update is below.  That's right.  Contact Us.  We can't guarantee a response to every email. We are just so covered up with email that my computer is weighing down my desk so much and is threatening to take off a few toes as it crashes to the floor.  Yes, our popularity has spread like wildfire and I think a tour is immanent.  At any rate, if the Contact Us thing works, we'll now be able to receive email via the website from our millions of crazed fans.  Go ahead, tell us how you really feel about our music.  (uh-oh).

November 24, 2000
I don't know.  Maybe it was too much turkey  :)

November 20, 2000
Hi again. Just wanted to welcome you to the site and give you some info on why the decision to design yet another website with which to waste folks’ precious time, in a time when everyone and his brother has website devoted to them personally and is full of lots and lots of useless information but which can be mildly entertaining depending on whether or not you are some kind of a nut who enjoys mulling over mounds of information about absolutely nothing and poking around in people’s personal lives which they have decided to show to the world and force us to spend time paying attention to them since on one else in their immediate vicinity will, so here we go again! (Did I just describe myself?)

If you’ve just read the previous sentence, I assume you’ll be spending a little time here. I promise I won’t do that again and will try to make your stay as interesting as possible. Don’t expect too much. After all, how interesting can words on a screen be? That’s why we’ve provided music for your entertainment. Please don’t judge us too harshly. After all, we’re just starting out and we are sure we can record music even better than being in a real studio with professionals who have been doing this for years. Well, that’s the idea anyway. We know. We suck. If you are really offended by the fact that you have wasted your valuable time here, we hereby formally apologize.

November 17, 2000
Hi again.  Good grief.  It is now 10:00 p.m. and I have some semblance of a *ahem*  "Message Board".  I don't expect a crowd, so please use it to say "Hi" or whatever.  It's my turn to work on this little project.  I chose the message board (go figure).  Anyway, just try not to have too much fun.  Ya know what that can do to a person....  'night all.

-WornOutShoes

November 16, 2000
Hi.  I'm the webmaster for WornOutShoes.com.  That's right.  We're a band.  Stop groaning.  Just endure us til the next life.  And who knows.   Maybe that won't be too long from now.  It's Thursday, November 16, 2000   8:00 p.m..  I've been staring at my computer screen for way too long now, trying to figure out how to set up a danged website, so I'm quitting now and will continue this tomorrow.  Til then, hang in there.  You might have to endure us longer than you think.  :)