Don't Ruin The Picnic

They said the job would pay thirty thousand dollars a year
You'll be much better off if you work here
Well the money was a lie and the company was sold
The five dollars an hour they gave me sure got old
My family still invites the man to the family picnic
To the family picnic

No one bothered to care or ever ask why
Since he goes to church, he's bound to be a heck of a guy
I guess he thought his presence here would give us such a thrill
I saw him standing there with a sandwich by the grill
I was gonna knock him out, Mom said son don't ruin the picnic

Don't ruin the picnic
Don't ruin the picnic
Don't don't don't ruin it
Don't don't don't ruin it
Don't don't don't ruin the picnic

Some people make a mess and won't clean up all their trash
Don't like their point of view?  You can just kiss the cash
Hypocrites and liars are what they're looking for
If you fit in the description you can get your foot in the door
Do what you wanna do just please don't ruin the picnic

Don't ruin the picnic
Don't don't don't ruin it
Don't don't don't ruin it
Don't don't don't ruin the picnic
Somebody pass the tomatoes  (well that was stupid)